this is my lil “adventure” story that I wrote for my other blog. please let me know what you think and if I should do my part two ;)
Its a beautiful night in the mountains of northern California. As I am outside on the balcony of my get away home, I notices him. He is always there with his wife, she is a cute looking lady but not as sexy as me. Not a blemish on my beautiful honey colored skin tone. A sleek figure but with perky…
The finale was perfect. Except for the part where it’s not going to come back for another season.

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I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
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Spotted this dude staring at this Taco Bell like he traveled 5 miles really wanting a Chalupa and didn’t know it was closed down.